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Pastimes : Don't Ask Rambi -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: epicure who wrote (67114)	2/19/2005 1:44:32 PM
From: Rambi	Read Replies (4) \| Respond to of 71178

I am disliking you and your pancakes intensely right now. I had eggwhites, a bagel half with lofat cream cheese, and veggie sausage which wasn't too bad, unless you expected sausage when you ate it. I would kill for real whipped cream, though you don't need to worry since I haven't the strength to lift a butterknife to do the deed. I am fading away. Help me, help me. Dan meanwhile, grows skinny and strong and younger on the Atkins. He must be some weird evolutionary blip. A caveman with a normal forehead. He thrives on that diet, and the doctor, whom I insisted he see, said he was disgustingly healthy, and his cholesterol is 175. I do agree that good diet is important but I think some people are just healthy no matter what they do. You would think Atkins and scotch would be a bad thing. If there were justice, he should at least get short of breath cutting his inch thick steak. I have been cleaning the pantry (perhaps hoping loose crumbs of food will fall in my mouth). There is some caviar in there, but who knows how old it is. There is no foie gras. There are anchovies and bamboo shoots and a jar of grilled zucchini in sunflower oil. Why? Where do these things come from? Is my pantry a time travel reststop? An intergalactic dumpster? Do you think I could put these things in the Boy Scout Food Drive collection bag without blushing? I am most concerned about a jar of processed Cheez Whiz that is dark brown. I thought that stuff had a shelflife of about a thousand years. I, too, would be concerned about the ethnic purity of my Swedish pancakes from Denmark.