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To: quasi-geezer who wrote (33481)	4/11/2005 9:19:02 AM
From: Rainy_Day_Woman	Respond to of 62581

I liked the first one <g> Leno, Friday Night April 8 Here's the latest in the Michael Jackson trial, if you've been following this thing. A former security guard said he saw Michael performing sex acts. It's pretty amazing when you consider his first two wives never even saw that. As you know, one boy [in the trial] mentioned a "tickling game" that got out of hand. Which is, coincidentally, how I got this job. President Clinton flew back from Rome with President Bush on Air Force One. President Bush showed Clinton some of the changes they'd made in the plane since Clinton last flew in it. In fact, when they got back to the sleeping quarters, Clinton looked at the ceiling and said, "Hey, where are the mirrors?" Hey, did you know this? Before they went to Rome, President Bush let his father and Bill Clinton sit in on his daily intelligence briefings. And both Bush Sr. and Clinton were surprised it was done in the form of a puppet show. John Kerry is on crutches after knee surgery. The good news – today he put in for another Purple Heart.