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To: Arthur Radley who wrote (33615)	5/2/2005 8:32:30 PM
From: Fizz	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62554

Some people really need a life. Can't even crack a joke these days without someone being offended. geez The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly Good: Your wife is pregnant. Bad: It's triplets Ugly: You had a vasectomy five years ago Good: Your wife's not talking to you Bad: She wants a divorce Ugly: She's a lawyer Good: Your son is finally maturing Bad: He's involved with the woman next door Ugly: So are you Good: Your son studies a lot in his room Bad: You find several porn movies hidden there Ugly: You're in them Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more kids Bad: You can't find your birth control pills Ugly: Your daughter borrowed them Good: Your husband understands fashion Bad: He's a cross dresser Ugly: He looks better than you Good: You give the "birds and bees" talk to your daughter Bad: She keeps interrupting Ugly: With corrections Good: The postman's early Bad: He's wearing fatigues and carrying a shotgun Ugly: You gave him nothing for Christmas Good: Your son is dating someone new Bad: It's another man Ugly: He's your best friend Good: Your daughter got a new job Bad: As a hooker Ugly: Your coworkers are her best clients Way Ugly: She makes more money than you do

To: Arthur Radley who wrote (33615)	5/2/2005 8:48:18 PM
From: Ian@SI	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62554

Thanks for the reference. I still strongly prefer Laura's hilarious speech to the intolerant, humourless whining contained in that specific Swift Report. It seems to me that the people in the best position to judge whether or not Laura's routine was appropriate would be George and Laura. The diatribe from Russell D'arby seems neither appropriate nor relevant.

To: Arthur Radley who wrote (33615)	5/3/2005 11:51:27 AM
From: The Rabbit	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62554

Please tell me that swiftreport site is a spoof... I'm a Christian and I can't believe anyone is THAT uptight.

To: Arthur Radley who wrote (33615)	5/3/2005 12:11:09 PM
From: Proud_Infidel	Respond to of 62554

It was a joke, and you fell for it! Do a little research before falling for this stuff. Simple as going to the supposed "source"..... traditionalvalues.org HOAX PRESS RELEASE ATTACKS FIRST LADY Drudge, MSNBC Fooled By Latest Attack on Traditional Values Coalition For Immediate Release May 2, 2005 Washington, DC – The hoax press release distributed under the name of the Traditional Values Coalition is the most recent tactic in an ongoing campaign of harassment of the conservative church group over the past year, according to the Coalition’s Washington office. “Our computers have seen more viruses than a pediatrician’s office,” said TVC Chairman Rev. Louis P. Sheldon. “Today’s phony press release is just the latest dirty trick aimed at discrediting our efforts on behalf of America’s churches.” “We thought Mrs. Bush’s remarks at the correspondents’ dinner were hilarious. We are very pleased that she is America’s First Lady.” Rev. Sheldon called this the latest attack on the church group’s operation in Washington. “If you want to talk about desperate, you should look at all the time and energy being spent to disrupt our Washington office,” said Rev. Sheldon. “Each week strange things are mailed to us, all sort of mischief is played on our computer system and our staff has to deal with a host of distractions.” “Our feeling has been to shrug it off because it comes with the territory.”