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To: Barney who wrote (33631)	5/3/2005 1:31:53 PM
From: Barney	Respond to of 62555

Subject: Things that DO NOT go together and should be avoided: Males some of these apply to you too !! Many of us "Old Folks" (those over 50, WAY over 50 or on the way to 50) are quite confused about how we should present ourselves. We're unsure about the kind of image we are projecting and whether or not we are correct as we try to conform to current fashions. Despite what you may have seen on the streets, the following combinations DO NOT go together and should be avoided: 1. A nose ring and bifocals 2. Spiked hair and bald spots 3. A pierced tongue and dentures 4. Miniskirts and support hose 5. Ankle bracelets and corn pads 6. Speedo's and cellulite 7. A belly button ring and a gall bladder surgery scar 8. Unbuttoned disco shirts and a heart monitor 9. Midriff shirts and a midriff bulge 10. Pierced nipples that hang below the waist 11. Bikinis and liver spots 12. Short shorts and varicose veins 13. Inline skates and a walker And the ultimate "Bad Taste" in fashion for the "Older Folks"..................... 14. Thongs and Depends Please keep these basic guidelines foremost in your mind when you shop. Thank you.