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To: Dan B. who wrote (34095)	7/12/2005 10:42:06 AM
From: J.B.C.	Respond to of 62549

Little Johnny is in school and the teacher is discussing math. She asks the class: "If there are three birds on a telephone wire and you shoot one how many birds are left?" Little Johnny knows and holds up his hand and the teacher calls on him. Teacher: How many birds are left? Johnny: None Teacher: Well, how did you get that? Johnny: When you shoot one all the rest fly away. Teacher: Johnny, that’s the wrong answer, the correct answer is two. But I like the way you think! Johnny is upset because he knows his answer is right so he decides to quiz his teacher. Johnny: Okay, if there are three women sitting on a park bench all eating a popsicles. One woman is licking her popsicle, one is sucking on her popsicle and one is biting her popsicle. Which one is married? The teacher is now turning red as she ponders her response: The one sucking on her popsicle? Johnny: No the one wearing a wedding ring. But I like the way you think.