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To: Skywatcher who wrote (34141)7/19/2005 1:51:59 PM
From: Stephen O  Read Replies (2) | Respond to of 62567
 
A man walks into a church confessional and says to the priest, "Bless me,
father, for I have sinned. I was with seven different women last night."

The priest is silent for a moment, then says, "Go home and cut seven lemons
in half. Squeeze the juice into a glass and drink it down in one gulp."

"And I'll be forgiven?" asks the man.

"No," replies the priest, "but it will wipe that smirk off your face.