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To: DuckTapeSunroof who wrote (692818)7/19/2005 5:28:48 PM
From: Karen Lawrence  Read Replies (2) | Respond to of 769670
 
Soon to be released The Dictionary of Republicanisms
Clarify, v. To repeat the same lie over and over again.

Compassionate Conservatism, n. Though shalt not exploit thy neighbor for thyself.

Faith, n. The stubborn belief that God approves of Republican moral values despite the preponderance of textual evidence to the contrary.

Fiscal Conservative, n. A vanishing subspecies of the Republican party

Fox News, n. We distort, you comply.

God, n. The Republican-in-Chief.

Moral Values, n. Do as we say, not as we do.

No Child Left Behind, riff. There are always jobs in the military.

Pro-life, adj. Valuing human life up until birth.

Simplify, v. To cut the taxes of Republican donors.

Voter fraud, n. A significant minority turnout.

Thousands of definitions were entered from all over the country, 44 states in all, along with Puerto Rico and Washington, DC. As would be expected, entries from blue states predominated, especially New York, Massachusetts, and California. But there were some surprises. The state with the most submissions? Texas.
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