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To: Arthur Radley who wrote (34163)	7/23/2005 5:22:23 PM
From: Jagfan	Respond to of 62558

Texasdude, you need to get a sense of humor and if you're going to post here you should at least include a joke. OJ: A bum approaches a man passing by for money. Man: “Are you going to use it to buy booze?” Bum: “No.” Man: “Will you use it to buy cigarettes?” Bum: “No, sir.” Man: “Are you going to gamble it away?” Bum: “Why, no!” Man: “Then will you come home with me and show my wife what happens to a man who doesn’t drink, smoke, or gamble?”

To: Arthur Radley who wrote (34163)	7/23/2005 5:50:41 PM
From: AK2004	Respond to of 62558

ok, french gotta go - they are just bad luck.... :-))

To: Arthur Radley who wrote (34163)	7/23/2005 6:07:37 PM
From: Stevefoder	Respond to of 62558

Cage's article was humorous. Your on the other hand was devoid of any humor. Also, get your facts right. About 55,000 Americans died in Vietnam. I also expect we accomplish a lot more in Iraq with fewer deaths. OJ: This very rich man was on his deathbed and was very distraught about losing all of his money. Now this man, wanting to be rich when he died called in a priest, a Moslem holy man, and a rabbi and gave them each a million dollars to put into his casket when he died. The day came when the rich man passed away. All three holy men came to the funeral and each in turn placed a bag in the casket and said a small prayer. The casket was then closed, lowered into the grave site, and buried. After the funeral, the priest, the rabbi, and the Moslem holy man were talking. The priest said, "I must confess, I took out $2000 for myself before I put the bag in with him." The Moslem holy man said, "Yes, I know what you mean. I took out $1500. Even if he does get it on the other side, he will never miss that much." The rabbi said, "Well, I personally didn't take out any. I put the entire amount in the bag...my own personal check for $1,000,000."