To: Sun Tzu who wrote (169879 ) 8/25/2005 4:48:14 PM From: geode00 Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 281500 You don't have to be an elite to have a patent. I know lots of people who have written their own patents and had them accepted. NOLO has a nice step by step book. The problem with inventions is that the vast majority of them can't be made commercially viable in the timeframe of the patent or, for that matter, ever. Some of the patents are absolutely hysterical and the pictures that come with them are even better. Go to: patft.uspto.gov Type in a word or two, say, toaster and you get the marshmallow cooking utensil. Unfortunately they don't seem to have uploaded the drawings. I'm really interested in this one. " Marshmallow toasting utensil and method Abstract Marshmallow-toasting utensils that include a handle and a wire assembly with at least one wire segment extending from the handle. In some embodiments, the wire assembly includes deflectable wire segments with end regions that are biased to a spread-apart configuration. During use, the end regions are urged together and a marshmallow is impaled upon the ends. As the inside of the marshmallow melts, the end regions return toward the unbiased configuration. In some embodiments, the utensil is a collapsible utensil where the wire assembly is selectively positionable between at least extended and collapsed configurations. In some embodiments, the wire segments are adapted to pivot between the stowed and extended configurations. In some embodiments, the wire segments are selectivley removable from the handle. In some embodiments, the wire segments are selectively extendable from and/or stored within the handle. In some embodiments, the handle includes at least one internal compartment."