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To: Sully- who wrote (34996)	12/23/2005 3:08:11 PM
From: Bill	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62549

A man was driving down the highway when all of a sudden there was a traffic jam. After sitting in the traffic awhile, a man walking down the middle of the highway approached him. The man knocked on his window. The driver opened the window, and the man said to him, "The traffic is going to be backed up for a while." The driver asked, "what is going on?" The man outside replied "well, about a mile up is a limo that has Hillary Clinton, Ted Kennedy, Nancy Pelosi, and Jesse Jackson inside it. They and the limo have been taken hostage by terrorists. The terrorists are demanding 10 million dollars for their release or they are going to douse the limo in gasoline and set it on fire in one hour." The driver in the car says, "so what are you doing here?" The man on the highway says, "I am collecting donations for the hostages." The driver says, "OK, what is the average donation so far?" The man on the highway says, "about a gallon."