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Gold/Mining/Energy : Big Dog's Boom Boom Room -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: kollmhn who wrote (72296)	9/29/2006 10:32:54 AM
From: diana g	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 206085

<OT> Re your 'why lots of guys have two dogs, and not two wives.'post. --- As one of the few females here I think it appropriate to say that neither I nor my dogs are offended. #19 " A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, "If I died would you get another dog?"' reminded me of this: Waking him up in the night, a woman asked her husband "If I died, would you remarry?" ---He says "Well, I've been very happy in our marriage and I suppose that in time it would suit me to remarry." ---She says "Would you live here in our house with your new wife?" ---He answers "Well, I like this house and see no reason to move." ---She says "Would you keep the same bed?" [a sharp guy would have caught on at this point! --d] ---He says "Sure, why not? It's a comfortable bed." ---She says "Would you give her my clothes to wear?" (she's starting to steam up a little now) ---He says "Well, if they'd fit, why let them go to waste?" ---(Now she's getting really snarly, but hiding it as best she can.) "How about my golf clubs? Would you give her my golf clubs?" --- He says "Oh, no." --- She says "Why not? You'd sleep with her in my bed and she'd wear my clothes! Why not give her my golf clubs too!?" --- He says "Because she's left-handed." ******************