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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: John Carragher who wrote (36363)	11/20/2006 2:22:18 PM
From: Skywatcher	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62563

Three women went to Mexico one night to celebrate college graduation, got drunk, and woke up in jail, only to find that they are to be executed though none of them can remember what they did the night before. The first one, a redhead, is strapped in the electric chair, and asked if she has any last words. She said, "I just graduated from Southern Methodist University and believe in the almighty power of God to intervene on behalf of the innocent." They threw the switch and nothing happened. They immediately fell to the floor on their knees; begging for her forgiveness, and released her. The second one, a brunette, was strapped in and her last words were "I just graduated from the University of Tennessee School of Law and I believe in the power of justice to intervene on the part of the innocent." They threw the switch and, again, nothing happened. They fell to their knees; begged for her forgiveness, and released her. The last one, a blonde, was strapped in and said, "Well, I'm from the University of Arkansas and just graduated with a degree in Electrical Engineering, and I'll tell ya right now, y'all ain't gonna electrocute nobody if you don't plug this thing in!"