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To: DeplorableIrredeemableRedneck who wrote (11312)	1/10/2007 9:26:54 PM
From: DeplorableIrredeemableRedneck	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 37496

Newfie Logic Two Newfoundland fishermen, Bill and Bob, are sitting at their favorite bar, drinking beer . Bill turns to Bob and says, "You know, I'm tired of going through life without an education. Tomorrow I think I'll go to the community college, and sign up for some classes." Bob agrees that it's a good idea, and the two leave. The next day, Bill goes down to the college and meets the Dean of Admissions, who signs him up for the four basic classes: Math, English, history, and Logic. "Logic?" Bill says. "What's that?" The dean says, "I'll show you. Do you own a lawn mower?" "Yeah." "Then logically speaking, because you own a lawn mower, I think that you would have a yard." "That's true, I do have a yard." "I'm not done," the dean says. "Because you have a yard, I think logically that you would have a house." "Yes, I do have a house" "And because you have a house, I think that you might logically have a family." "I have a family." "I'm not done yet. Because you have a family, then logically you must have a wife." "Yes, I do have a wife." "And because you have a wife, then logic tells me you must be a heterosexual." "I am a heterosexual. That's amazing, you were able to find out all of that because I have a lawn mower." Excited to take the class now, Bill shakes the Dean's hand and leaves to go meet Bob at the bar. He tells Bob about his classes, how he is signed up for Math, English, History, and Logic. "Logic?" Bob says, "What's that?" Bill says, "I'll show you. Do you have a lawn mower?" "No." "Then you're a queer.