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To: Augustus Gloop who wrote (133686)1/26/2007 11:41:29 AM
From: Sarkie  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 225578
 
My husband went nuts when he found evidence of a mouse visiting his BBQ. Even Mighty Mouse couldn't save them from the attack he launched.



To: Augustus Gloop who wrote (133686)1/26/2007 11:44:32 AM
From: Sarkie  Read Replies (5) | Respond to of 225578
 
30 Things a Woman Will Never Say
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1. You know, I've been complaining a lot lately.
I don't blame you for ignoring me.

2. The new girl in my office is a real beauty, and
a stripper too, I invited her over for dinner
on Friday.

3. While you were in the bathroom, they went
for it on fourth down and missed. If they can
hold them to a field goal they'll still cover.

4. Bar food again! Kick ass.

5. I liked that wedding even more than ours.
Your ex-girlfriend has class.

6. That girl is wearing the same outfit as I am.
Cool, I'm gonna go over and talk to her.

7. Let's just leave the toilet seat "up" at all times,
then you don't have to mess with it anymore.

8. I've decided to buy myself a boob job.
How big do you want 'em?

9. It's only the third quarter, you should order
a couple more pitchers.

10. Honey, come here! Watch me do a Tequila
Shot off of Stephanie's bare ass.

11. My mother is going to take care of the tab,
so order another round for you and your
friends.

12. I'm so happy with my new hairstyle.
I don't think I'll ever change it again.

13. Damn! I love when my pillow smells like
your cigars and beer. You passed out before
brushing your teeth again, ya big silly!

14. You are so much smarter than my father.

15. If we're not going to have sex, then you
have to let me watch football.

16. Are you sure you've had enough to drink?

17. I've decided to stop wearing clothes around
the house.

18. You're so sexy when you're hung over.

19. I'd rather watch football and drink beer
with you than go shopping.

20. Let's subscribe to Hustler.

21. I'll be out painting the house.

22. I love it when you ride your Harley, I just
wish you had more time to ride.

23. Honey, our new neighbor's daughter is
sunbathing again, come see!

24. No, No, I'll take the car to have the oil
changed.

25. Your mother is way better than mine.

26. Do me a favor, forget the stupid Valentine's
Day thing and buy yourself something.

27. Listen, I make enough money for the both
of us, why don't you retire?

28. You need your sleep ya big silly, now stop
getting up for the night feedings.

29. Look! My ass is fatter than yours!

30. Let's get rid of my friends and keep all of yours.