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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: Canuck Dave who wrote (36811)	2/20/2007 7:50:22 PM
From: Stephen O	Respond to of 62558

There are some canadian bars on the upper east side. The best museum is the Frick Gallery on 5th Ave across from the Met Museum of Art. The Frick was free with a donation requested last time I was there. Amazing art, I particularly like the portrait of Sir Thomas More by Hans Holbein. Here's the required joke. First-year students at Texas A&M's Vet School were receiving their first anatomy class, with a real dead cow. They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet. The professor started the class by telling them, "In Vet Medicine it is necessary to have two important qualities as a doctor: The first is that you not be disgusted by anything involving the animal body". For an example, the Professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the butt of the dead cow, withdrew it and stuck it in his mouth. "Go ahead and do the same thing," he told his students The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes. But eventually took turns sticking a finger in the anal opening of the dead cow and sucking on it. When everyone finished, the Professor looked at them and told them: "The second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle finger and sucked on my index finger. Now learn to pay attention."