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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: PappaJohn who wrote (36842)	2/27/2007 1:09:04 PM
From: Stephen O	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62581

A cowboy is driving down a back road in Texas. A sign in front of a restaurant reads: Happy Hour Special... Lobster Tail and Beer Lord almighty" he says to himself, "my three favorite things!!"

To: PappaJohn who wrote (36842)	2/27/2007 7:46:31 PM
From: Stan	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62581

My favorite drunk joke. (It's an oldie.) A guy walks into a penthouse bar. He sits down next to a drunk. The drunk says, "Hey, the updraft outside is so strong that I could leap out the window and it will push me right back in." The newcomer is startled and says, "No way." The drunk gets up and flings himself out the window and in about 5 seconds he lands back inside. He says, "See?" The first guy is speechless. The drunk says, "Watch me do it again." He does it just as before. He says to the first guy, "You try it." Very nervously, he gets out on the ledge and leaps. He doesn't return. The drunk goes back and sits down at the bar. The barkeeper says, "You are one mean drunk, Superman."