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To: Stan who wrote (37192)	6/19/2007 12:32:12 AM
From: High Grader	Respond to of 62549

Red Green is no longer produced. Too bad as it was such a funny show. Talking of rabbits, my daughter's bunny had to be put down today . He was 12 years old and he had lost his ability to hop over the last few days. It reminds me of a story about a fellow who had a golden retriever. One day his retriever comes home with a dead rabbit in its mouth. The rabbit is covered in dirt and he realizes his dog must have caught the little girl's pet bunny from the next door neighbor's yard and killed it. He doesn't want to have his dog get in trouble with his neighbor so he cleans off the dead bunny, sneaks it back into the neighbor's yard and arranges it to looks as if the bunny is just sitting there. His hope is the neighbor will eventually discover the bunny is dead and attribute the death to natural causes. Well, later on there is a scream next door and he figures the little girl has discovered that her pet is dead. Then the swearing starts. Turns out the bunny had died from natural causes the previous day and the father and daughter had buried it in the yard. The dog went and dug up the dead bunny and retrieved it. When the daughter came home from school, there was her dead bunny propped up by some sicko who thought it would be funny to torture a little girl by digging up her dead pet and scaring her with it. Anyhow we will miss our little guy.