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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: J.B.C. who wrote (37626)	10/22/2007 5:45:55 PM
From: The Rabbit	Respond to of 62558

My apologies to the Laughter thread for doing battle with an idiot here. Don't be sorry, be funny. BOTH OF YOU. OJ: Swedish game show host Eva Nazemson recently projectile-vomited on camera and didn't miss a beat, explaining to viewers that she was having a rough menstrual period: youtube.com TopFive hears you, sister! Surely, though, there must be a more polite way to refer to the projectile-puking of a game-show host. The Top 16 Euphemisms for Game-Show Host Vomiting 16> "And the password is: Bleeaaahhh" 15> Hitting the Bad Tuna Whammy 14> Alex Treblecching 13> Asking the all-important tossup question 12> Bidding on the porcelain showcase 11> Buying a textured vowel 10> Introducing Upchuck Woolery 9> Blanking one's cookies 8> "Johnny, tell them what they've chummed!" 7> Returning the Rice-a-Roni 6> Taking "Potent Pukables" for $1000 5> Doing it up the gut, Bob 4> Naming that lunch in four flavors 3> Meal or no meal? 2> "Ralph Spewer, come on up!!!" and Topfive.com's Number 1 Euphemism for Game-Show Host Vomiting... 1> Phrasing your answer in the form of a chowder [ Copyright 2007 by Chris White/TopFive.com ]