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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: Skywatcher who wrote (37719)	11/1/2007 7:50:31 PM
From: Arthur Radley	Respond to of 62578

Driving Me Nuts! The young mom was almost crazy with her three young kids. She complained to her best friend, "They're driving me nuts! Such pests. They give me no rest and I'm half way to the funny farm." "What you need is a playpen to separate the kids from yourself," her friend said. So she bought a playpen. A few days later, her friend called to ask how things were going. "Superb! I can't believe it," the young mother said. "I get in that pen with a good book, a chocolate bar, and the kids don't bother me for hours!" Eye Chart When his eyes began to give him trouble, a man went to a Prague ophthalmologist. The doctor showed the patient the eye chart, displaying the letters CVKPNWXSCZ. "Can you read that?" the doctor asked. "Can I read it?" the Czech replied. "I dated his sister." Limp and Wiggly! A little boy and his grandfather are raking leaves in the yard. The little boy sees an earthworm trying to get back in the hole. He says, Grandpa, I bet I can put that worm back in the hole." Grandpa replies, "I'll give your five bucks you can't. It's too wiggly and limp to put back in that hole." The little boy runs back into the house and comes back out with a can of hairspray. He sprays the worm until it is stiff and straight as a board. Then he stuffs the worm in the hole. The grandfather hands the boy five dollars, grabs the hairspray and runs into the house. Thirty minutes later, the grandfather comes back out and hands the little boy another five dollars. The little boy says, "Grandpa, you already gave me five bucks." The grandfather replies, "I know. That's from your grandma."