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To: Lazarus_Long who wrote (37727)	11/2/2007 1:34:07 AM
From: High Grader	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62576

Lazurus Long... interesting name considering it was an old Viagara joke. :-)

To: Lazarus_Long who wrote (37727)	11/2/2007 8:15:53 PM
From: Aggie	Respond to of 62576

Guy walks into a biker bar, just been taken to the cleaners by his (ex) wife's divorce lawyer, gets drunk and finally slams his glass down, says "Fck it, laywers are ssholes!" Big biker comes stomping down from the other end of the bar, grabs the guy and says "Take that back, 'less you want me to mess you up" Guy stammers, "geez sorry, what, are you a lawyer?" Biker yells "No! I'm an *sshole!"

To: Lazarus_Long who wrote (37727)	11/13/2007 7:33:14 PM
From: Alan Smithee	Read Replies (3) \| Respond to of 62576

What are the rules for hunting Engineers? Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Person asked the young Engineer fresh out of MIT, "And what starting salary were you looking for?" The Engineer said, "In the neighbourhood of $75,000 a year, depending on the benefit's package." The HR Person said, "Well, what would you say to a package of 5-weeks vacation, 14 paid holidays, full medical and dental, company matching retirement fund to 50% of salary, and a company car leased every 2 years - say, a red Corvette?" The Engineer sat up straight and said, "Wow!!! Are you kidding?" And the HR Person said, "Certainly, ...but you started it."