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To: mph who wrote (37729)11/2/2007 1:05:25 PM
From: Lazarus_Long  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 62578
 
TOP TEN THINGS THAT SOUND DIRTY, BUT IN A LAW FIRM AREN'T:

10. Have you looked through her briefs?

9. He is one hard judge.

8. Counselor, let's do it in chambers.

7. Her attorney withdrew at the last minute.

6. Is it a penal offense?

5. Better leave the handcuffs on.

4. For $200 an hour, she better be good!

3. Can you get him to drop his suit?

2. The judge gave her the stiffest one he could.

And the number 1 thing that sounds dirty but in law firm isn't:

1. Think you can get me off?



To: mph who wrote (37729)2/26/2008 6:39:33 PM
From: Lazarus_Long  Respond to of 62578
 
Just had lunch with a niece whose husband is a lawyer. I suggested we launch a mass tort class action lawsuit against the federal gov't charging fraud, malfeasance, embezzlement, misuse uf public funds, and whatever else we think will stick. What you think?


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