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To: 99Dan who wrote (37740)	11/3/2007 10:45:03 AM
From: larryjoe	Respond to of 62578

Thanks so much Dan, I couldn't stop laughing!!..."I bet my wife is a short. I think my wife shorts this stock everyday just so she can whoop my ass when I get home. ! ",..."Full service brokers what are they all about? Weren't there enough used car lots to go around?",..."My broker says don't worry short squeeze coming. Too many shorts. Oh man why does there have to be so many shorts? Why do they all have to be so mean? Why do they always drive my stocks down? What did I ever do to them? My broker says they will get theirs. They got theirs alright. They got their profits. Short squeeze coming! What a bunch of crap!" Dan, I don't know how you found this article, but I'm glad you did. Thanks soooo much again! lj