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To: Doug Coughlan who wrote (38623)	4/19/2008 5:32:50 PM
From: manalagi	Respond to of 62567

A chicken farmer went into a local tavern, took a seat at the bar next to a woman patron, and orders a glass of champagne. The woman perks up and says "How about that? I just ordered a glass of champagne, too!" He turned to her and said, "What a coincidence." "This is a special day for me, I'm celebrating" he says. "This is a special day for me, too, I'm also celebrating!" says the woman. "What a coincidence" says the farmer. They clinked glasses. He asked, "What are you celebrating?" "My husband and I have been trying to have a child. Today, my gynaecologist told me I'm pregnant!" "What a coincidence." says the farmer. "I'm a chicken farmer. For years all my hens were infertile, but today they're finally fertile." "That's great!" says the woman, "How did your chickens become fertile?" "I switched cocks." he replied. "What a coincidence," she says.

To: Doug Coughlan who wrote (38623)	4/21/2008 3:58:19 PM
From: Galirayo	Respond to of 62567

A redneck family from the hills was visiting the city and they were in a mall for the first time in their lives. The father and son were strolling around while the wife shopped. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together again. The boy asked, 'Paw, whuzzat?'The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, 'Son, I dun no. I ain't never seen anything like that in my entire life, I ain't got no idear what it be.' While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a fat old lady in a wheel chair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room.The walls closed and the boy and his father watched the small circular number above the walls light up sequentially.They continued to watch until it reached the last number and then the numbers began to light in the reverse order. Then the walls opened up again and a gorgeous, voluptuous 24 year-old blonde woman stepped out.The father, not taking his eyes off the young woman, said quietly to his son, 'Boy... go gitcha momma... '