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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: jlallen who wrote (38677)	4/24/2008 8:58:27 AM
From: TideGlider	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62558

First-year students at Med school were receiving their first anatomy class, with a cadaver. They all gathered around the table with the body covered with a white sheet The professor started the class by telling them, 'In Medicine it is necessary to have two important qualities as a doctor: The first is that you not be disgusted by anything involving the body. For example, the Professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the anus of the cadaver, withdrew it and stuck it in his mouth. 'Go ahead and do the same thing,' He told his students. The students freaked out, and hesitated for several minutes. But eventually they all took turns sticking a finger in the anal opening of the dead body and sucking on it. When everyone finished, the Professor looked at them and said, 'The second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle finger and sucked on my index finger. Now learn to pay attention. Life's tough, it's even tougher if you're stupid.'