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To: Skywatcher who wrote (38685)4/25/2008 9:41:43 PM
From: Jagfan  Respond to of 62558
 
It seems you are the one that can't read and also can't post jokes.
OJ:All of his life Len from Cape Breton had heard stories of an amazing family tradition. It seems that his father, grandfather and great-grandfather had all been able to walk on water on their 21st birthday. On that day, they'd walk across the lake to the boat club for their first legal drink.
So when Len's 21st birthday came around, he and his pal Corky took a boat out to the middle of the lake. Len stepped out of the boat and nearly drowned!

Corky just managed to pull him to safety. Furious and confused, Len went to see his grandmother. 'Grandma, it's my 21st birthday, so why can't I walk across the lake, like my father, his father, and his father before him?'

Granny looked Len straight in the eyes, and said, 'Because, you idiot, your father, grandfather and great grandfather was born in January, you were born in July.'



To: Skywatcher who wrote (38685)4/25/2008 10:35:36 PM
From: Tommy Moore  Read Replies (2) | Respond to of 62558
 
I don't know Chrs. You make one truthful comment and all the supporters of Mass Murderer and baby killer Bush jump on your case. They are not worth your spit my friend. Not quite stupid, just unable to recognize truth. Here's a flash for their ilk. God is not an American.