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To: TideGlider who wrote (38694)	4/25/2008 10:03:31 AM
From: JakeStraw	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62558

David Letterman - Top Ten Signs Hillary Clinton Is Exhausted 1)Spends most of her time campaigning in Sleepy's mattress stores 2)Barely has enough energy to lie about battling Bosnian snipers 3)Last night, spent 2 hours debating a coat rack 4)Agreed not to dispute Florida and Michigan delegates in exchange for a nap 5)Announced a new tax break for kitties 6)Greeted Philadelphia voters with, "It's great to be back in Tacoma!" 7)She's mismatching her pantsuits -- man, she must be exhausted! 8)When asked how she'd fight terrorism, she said two words: "Iron Man" 9)3 AM phone call? "Let the machine get it" 10)So tired, she actually crawled in to bed with Bill