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To: JakeStraw who wrote (38764)	5/2/2008 2:15:45 PM
From: SIer formerly known as Joe B.	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62552

Here's what $205 million looks like.... Mexican officials said the cash seized was mostly in U.S. $100 bills and weighed at least 4,500 pounds. latimes.com My baby gives me the finance blues Tax me to the limit of my revenues Here she come finger popping clickety click She says "furs or diamonds, you can take your pick" Chorus She wants money (what she wants) She wants money (what she wants) She wants money (what she wants) She wants money (what she wants) Money, money, money, money, money Money, money, money, money, money She says "Money, honey", I'd rob a bank I just load my gun and mosey down to the bank Knocking off my neighbourhood savings and loan To keep my sweet chiquita in eau de Cologne [chorus] Mama, don't send me down to rob that bank again I got a notion you're leading me to sin Won't you relax, won't you lay way back Don't you bug your honey about no Cadillac It's only bucks, you don't need no jack So won't you please relax and lay way back My baby's loving gives me such a thrill It gives me inspiration making counterfeit bills Now some folks say the best things in life are free I sure don't get no loving living honestly [chorus] Lord made a lady out of Adam's rib Next thing you know you got women's lib Lovely to look upon, heaven to touch It's a real shame they got to cost so much [chorus] (John Barlow)

To: JakeStraw who wrote (38764)	5/2/2008 3:08:09 PM
From: Stephen O	Respond to of 62552

The kid had probably never been in a bank in his life. OJ THE WONG BABY….. Su Wong marries Lee Wong. The next year, the Wongs have a new baby. The nurse brings over a lovely, healthy, bouncy, but definitely a Caucasian, WHITE baby boy. 'Congratulations,' says the nurse to the new parents. 'Well Mr. Wong, what will you and Mrs. Wong name the baby?' The puzzled father looks at his new baby boy and says, 'Well, two Wong's don't make a white, so I think we will name him...Are you ready for this? Sum Ting Wong.