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To: SIer formerly known as Joe B. who wrote (38988)6/24/2008 1:51:09 PM
From: JakeStraw  Respond to of 62567
 
David Letterman -Top Ten Signs You're Drinking Too Much Coffee


10) Your blood type has been reclassified as "espresso"

9) Every morning you go for a quick 47 mile jog

8) As soon as California legalized gay marriage, you got engaged to Mr. Coffee

7) Your after-shave? Hazelnut non-dairy creamer

6) You're tapping your leg like Larry Craig in a men's room stall

5) A Starbucks just opened in your basement

4) Your last words before bypass surgery: "Tell Juan Valdez I love him"

3) Average 80 blinks per minute

2) You named your kids "Tall," "Grande," and "Venti"

1) Unable to sleep, you actually watch "The Late Show"



To: SIer formerly known as Joe B. who wrote (38988)6/24/2008 4:07:56 PM
From: Elmer Flugum  Read Replies (2) | Respond to of 62567
 
"Is a vegetarian permitted to eat animal crackers?"

George Carlin


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