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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: Skywatcher who wrote (39017)	6/26/2008 9:44:48 PM
From: Jagfan	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62558

Ah Chris, I see you are fing up the joke thread again....OJ:I recently picked a new doctor. After a couple visits and exhaustive lab tests, he said I was doing 'fairly well' for my age. A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him, "Do you think I'll live to be 80?" He asked, "Do you smoke tobacco, or drink beer or wine?" "Oh, no," I replied. "I'm not doing drugs, either!" Then he asked, "Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?" I said, "No, my last doctor said that all red meat is very unhealthy!" "Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, sailing, hiking, or bicycling?" "No, I don't," I said. He asked, "Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lot of sex?" "No," I said. He looked at me and said, "Then why do you even give a sht?"

To: Skywatcher who wrote (39017)	6/26/2008 9:56:13 PM
From: Joe Btfsplk	Respond to of 62558

Chris, could you muster the decency to consider Message 24526503