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To: Tomato who wrote (3579)10/21/1997 4:05:00 PM
From: Cheeky Kid  Read Replies (2) | Respond to of 62583
 
A man is out at the golf course, waiting to tee off. There is a woman
ahead of him. She loses the grip on her club as she swings it, and it
hits the man. He doubles over in pain, clasping his hands in his crotch.

The woman quickly runs over and says, "Oh, I'm so sorry. Here's let me
help you." The woman begins caressing his private parts to try and relieve the pain. A few minutes later, the woman asks, "Is that any better?"

The man says, "Oh yeah, that's great, but my thumb still hurts like hell!"

If this offends anyone please let me know and I will have it deleted.



To: Tomato who wrote (3579)10/21/1997 11:53:00 PM
From: freelyhovering  Respond to of 62583
 
Tomato--I just read my wife your Seuss list and had to pick her up off the floor. Did you make them up? If so, you are a great talent. If not you are a great collector. Best thing on the web for a long time. Myron