To: Wharf Rat who wrote (23235 ) 11/11/2008 1:32:29 PM From: Maurice Winn 1 Recommendation Respond to of 36917 Wharf, no worries about Maldives. I already have a plan. I will buy a lot of land in Australia and will swap that land for their land. They can move out and I can move in. I quite fancy owning my own country. I will send an inspectorate in February [after their wedding] to Maldives to report back to me and to conduct preliminary negotiations for transfer of sovereignty to me. I am happy to put my money where my mouth is. As is usual with such things, the Maldivinians are really just wanting to do an international swindle, playing on the guilt of a gullible rich and stupid West, hoping to nab a lot of land in Australia [they don't really want to relocate to impoverished India and Sri Lanka - that's just window dressing]. When I show up to offer them a deal, they will renege and make some weak excuses. You are being played for a fool and as Lenin said, they need "useful idiots" to swallow their bait, hook, line and sinker. Even if there is no global warming, I will enact my plan which is to accept rubbish from around the world, which will be piled a kilometre high to provide tsunami resistant living quarters. With an international airport at that altitude there will be significant fuel savings on takeoff and landings as well as time savings. It will double as a satellite launch platform. Being near the equator, and at a high elevation, launch costs will be much reduced plus it will be cheap anyway in a tax free environment. Being a tax free international financial centre, it will be a booming place. Citizenships will be a privately owned tradeable property right. It will be the first country with a futures market. It will of course have a new currency, the Qi, which the world will adopt because it will be the best possible currency. The normal intrinsically unstable inflationary fiat currencies run by central banker bandits will be an anachronism like sea shells and silver. Tell you buddies in Maldives to drop me a line if they are serious. It will also get a name change from "bad diving", hmm, haven't thought of it, but perhaps simply Qi. As the ice age returns, citizenship values will zoom as billions flee the accumulating snow and seek refuge in good, safe, prosperous, happy, pleasant places nearer the equator. Mqurice