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To: long-gone who wrote (3589)	10/23/1997 10:33:00 AM
From: KVASIR	Respond to of 62558

<<THE TOP TEN REASONS TRICK-OR-TREATING IS BETTER THAN SEX --------------------------------------------------------- 10. Guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack. 9. If you get tired, wait 10 minutes and go at it again. 8. The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some. 7. You don't have to compliment the person who gave you candy. 6. Person you're with doesn't fantasize you're someone else. 5. If you get a stomach ache, it won't last 9 months. 4. If you wear your Batman mask, no one thinks you're kinky. 3. Doesn't matter if kids hear you moaning and groaning. 2. Less guilt the next morning. and, the #1 reason trick or treating is better than sex... 1. IF YOU DON'T GET WHAT YOU WANT,YOU CAN ALWAYS GO NEXT DOOR! ================================================================ >>