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To: ViperChick Secret Agent 006.9 who wrote (26979)	10/26/1997 10:28:00 PM
From: Electric	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 58727

Lisa, Video conferencing.. that can be really fun..~ggg~ An interesting thing I was just looking up, INTC calls out a ways are SOOOOO much cheaper than TXN's... TXN April 150's go for 5 bucks... that is about 40 points out... INTC 110's are going for 1 3/4 which is only 30 points out. Maybe there is some skepticism on INTC returning to the higher levels...

To: ViperChick Secret Agent 006.9 who wrote (26979)	10/26/1997 10:47:00 PM
From: ViperChick Secret Agent 006.9	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 58727

In rememberance of our Dearly Departed Sexist Joke Telling Kevin Walsh.. +Tomato (3628 ) From: +Cheeky Kid Saturday, Oct 25 1997 9:07PM EST Reply #3629 of 3642 MAN, I'M GLAD I'M A MAN, MAN Everyday I give thanks to God I was born a man instead of a woman When Oprah comes on, I turn off the TV I don't shave my legs, I stand up to pee I go to a barber, not a beauty salon Don't pluck out my eyebrows just to draw them back on Don't wax my pubes so I can wear shorts I use my turn signal, I understand sports Man, I'm glad I'm a man, man Tell you the reason I am I don't go through a faze every 28 days Man, I'm glad I'm a man I pay cash at the grocery, no checks or coupons Don't take a lot of friends when I go the the john I don't throw a fit when I break a nail I don't buy a lot of shoes just because they're on sale I don't apply makeup in my rear-view mirror I don't think of Bambi when I'm out hunting deer I drink beer from a bottle, not from a glass I don't ask my friends about the size of my ass Man, I'm glad I'm a man, man Tell you the reason I am I don't face the pain of water-weight gain Man, I'm glad I'm a man Let me tell you ladies Listen to me ladies I love those things inside of your blouse I love your pretty faces Your warm and soft embraces But if I had my own two boobs, I'd never leave the house I don't spend two hours getting ready for a date I don't play with dolls unless they inflate When someone asks me my age, I never lie After sex in bed, my spot's always dry I don't read about orgasms in Vogue magazines I don't mind if my dates try to get in my jeans I don't spend a fortune on French lingerie This is the same underwear I wore yesterday Man, I'm glad I'm a man, man Tell you the reason I am I don't take a pill, I don't use Massengill Man, I'm glad I'm a man Man, I'm glad I'm a man, man Tell you the reason I am I find Michael Bolton completely revoltin' Man, I'm glad I'm a man AND THE TYPICAL MAN To: +John Messbauer (3639 ) From: +Baruch Sunday, Oct 26 1997 8:48PM EST Reply #3641 of 3642 There was this contruction worker on the 3rd floor of this unfinished building. He needed a hand saw, but was too lazy to go down and get it himself, so he tried to call his fellow worker on the ground to get it for him, but this guy could not hear a word he said. So he started to give a sign so the guy on the ground could understand him. So first he pointed at his eyes (meaning "I") then pointed at his knees (meaning "need", and moved his hand back and forth describing the movement of a hand saw. Finally, the guy on the ground started nodding his head like he understood and dropped his pants and started to jack off. The guy on the 3rd floor got pissed and ran down to the ground and started yelling at this guy: "You idiot, I was trying to say, I need a hand saw". The other guy replied: "I know, I was trying to tell you that "I'm coming..."