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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: freeus who wrote (3677)	10/29/1997 4:19:00 PM
From: S K	Read Replies (5) \| Respond to of 62558

Diana jokes: >Q: What does Diana stand for? >A: Died In A Nasty Accident. > >Q: What have Princess Diana and Pink Floyd got in common? >A: They both had a hit with the wall. > >Q: What is the difference between the London Ritz and the Paris > Ritz? >A: At the London Ritz you get after dinner mints, at the Paris Ritz you get minced after dinner. > >Q: What is the Queen getting Fergie for her birthday? >A: A trip to Paris and a black limousine. > >Q: What was the last thing that went through Diana's mind? >A: The radiator. > >Q: What's the difference between Diana and Tiger Woods? >A: Tiger has a better driver > >Q: Did you hear that Di has something in common with George > Burns? >A: They both died when they hit a hundred. > >Q: Did you hear about the princess who stayed out after midnight? >A: She turned into a pillar of concrete. > >Q: Did you hear Pizza Hut is announcing a "Princess Di Meatlover's Pizza"? >A: It's made with two kinds of meat: Egyptian sausage and English beaver. > >Q: Why doesn't Di drive her own Mercedes? >A: Because she's dead! > >Q: What is the difference between a Mercedes and a Lada? >A: Princess Di wouldn't be caught dead in a Lada. > > Did you hear that Dodi wanted to go night-clubbing but Diana just wanted to crash. > >Did you hear that the French Doctors could have saved Diana - but they didn't have the parts for a 1961 Princess. > >Did you hear that the paparazzi are in deep shit in Paris? Just before the ill-fated Mercedes left the Ritz on that fateful night, they were heard shouting "Di, Di, Di". > >Have you heard that Princess Diana was on the radio? And the >dashboard, and the windscreen, and... > >Prince Charles was out early the other day walking the dog, When a passerby said "Morning", >Charles said "No, just walking the dog." > >Following the huge success of Elton Johns "Candle in the Wind" >rerelease, Pink Floyd are also releasing a commemorative single "all in all, it's just another brit in the wall..."