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To: Cheeky Kid who wrote (3680)	10/29/1997 5:51:00 PM
From: Bill Murray	Respond to of 62558

Couple want to get married at noon lunchbreak in Las Vegas. They rush from the factory over to the chapel. The Justice of the Peace asks the bride for her paperwork, looks at it and says: "I can't marry you; your marriage licence says your name is Kathleen but your birth certificate says your name is Cathleen. I can't marry you unless you get it fixed." She drives across Las Vegas in busy lunchtime traffic to the County Recorder's office. After a long wait in line, she finally has it corrected. Back at the chapel, the Justice of the Peace tells her he can perform the marriage for her and asks the groom for his papers. He says "I can't marry you. Your birth certificate says your name is O'Malley and your marriage license says your name is OMalley, no apostrophe." He drives across Las Vegas in heavy traffic, waits in a long line, gets it fixed and races back to the chapel. Justice says we can now begin the ceremony. By now school is out. Cheeky kid about six runs in and starts pulling on the bride's dress whining "Mommy, mommy." The Justice of the Peace says "Who pray tell is this?" The Bride says "He's my son, your honor." The Justice says "You realize now that makes him a technical bastard." The bride says "That's exactly what the county clerk called you, your honor."