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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: freeus who wrote (3696)	10/30/1997 12:16:00 AM
From: Cheeky Kid	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62558

Two heroic statues For decades, two heroic statues, one male and one female, faced each other in a city park, until one day an angel came down from heaven. "You've been such exemplary statues", he announced to them, "That I'm going to give you a special gift. I'm going to bring you both to life for thirty minutes, in which you can do anything you want". And with a clap of his hands, the angel brought the statues to life. The two approached each other a bit shyly, but soon dashed for the bushes, and soon there could be heard a good deal of giggling and shaking branches. Fifteen minutes later the statues emerged from the bushes, wide grins on their faces. "You still have 15 minutes" said the angel, winking at them. Grinning even more widely, the female statue turned to the male and said "Great! Only this time you hold the pigeon down and I'll shit on its head!"