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To: caly who wrote (3717)	10/30/1997 8:24:00 PM
From: halfscot	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62558

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To: caly who wrote (3717)	10/30/1997 11:07:00 PM
From: Clark Kent	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62558

After the Great Britain Beer Festival, in London, all the brewery presidents decided to go out for a beer. The guy from Corona sits down and says, "Hey Senor, I would like the world's best beer, a Corona." The bartender dusts off a bottle from the shelf and gives it to him. The guy from Budweiser says, "I'd like the best beer in the world, give me 'The King Of Beers', a Budweiser." The bartender gives him one. The guy from Coors says, "I'd like the only beer made with Rocky Mountain spring water, give me a Coors." He gets it. The guy from Guinness sits down and says, "Give me a Coke." The bartender is a little taken aback, but gives him what he ordered. The other brewery presidents look over at him and ask "Why aren't you drinking a Guinness?" and the Guinness president replies, "Well, I figured if you guys aren't drinking beer, neither would I."

To: caly who wrote (3717)	10/31/1997 12:20:00 AM
From: Steven Ivanyi	Respond to of 62558

This joke is funny as hell. Thanks you made my day.