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To: Robert Northington who wrote (3755)	11/4/1997 10:44:00 AM
From: PMS Witch	Respond to of 62558

This guy always drove a plain car and decided to by a loaded set of wheels for a change. The salesperson took him for a test drive to show him the features of the car. During the drive, the guy asks about the various controls: The little lever operates cruise control; the black knob automatically lowers the headlights; the grey thingy is a cell-phone mike; and so on. A few miles later some golf tees roll across the seat and the guy asks what they are for. The salesman says you put your balls on them while driving. The guy is sure impressed. "This car has everything!" PW.