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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: Mephisto who wrote (3765)	11/4/1997 11:36:00 AM
From: freeus	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 62558

Hi Mephisto: I cook a lot more than I bake. Usually I cook "healthy"-salads,veggie lasagne, stuff like that. Sometimes fish (not usually I cant do it as well as the restaurants) and chicken or turkey. Joke: Joe was a very badly behaved little boy. His parents, although they were Jewish, finally decided to put him in the local Catholic school because they were told it was very strict. Within a few weeks Joe's behavior at school had completely changed. No more calls from the teacher or principal. Joe's dad was very impressed. Finally one night at dinner he asked Joe: Do you enjoy this school more than your other? "No" answered Joe. "I still hate school" "Well I'm glad you arent getting into trouble any more but what made the change?" Joe looked serious. "Well there is a statue of a Jewish guy who disobeyed a long time ago up in front of the room and I sure dont like what they did to him!"