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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: Juraj (Yuri) Krajci who wrote (3768)	11/4/1997 11:54:00 AM
From: long-gone	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62558

Juraj, I've gotten some grins from this in that grocery store line. Pick up one of the tabloids ad say to person with you,(in best reading voice) "Look at this Michael Jackson is the love child of Richard Nixon and Elvis". Other fun it the grocery store - While in the meat department pick up a beef kidney, ask any woman near you if she knows how to prepare it. When she says anything, Tell her you have to start by boilin' the PISS out of it! Then when all else fails, take up to the checkout with you 6-8 men's magazines of different titles - You know, Hot Rod,Cycle,Field & Stream,Golf,White Tail Hunting- While waiting put one in front of each of the Women's mags. - Womans day,Cosmo ... If Confronted by anyone, tell them "I am just fixing this stores blatant feminism it is a mens rights issue!" richard