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To: doby who wrote (3790)	11/5/1997 12:36:00 AM
From: Cheeky Kid	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62548

Violent Night (to the tune of "Silent Night") Silent CLONE, broken CLONE! System crashed, screen went black. Books suggested things; I tried 'em all: Shift key, desktop file, clean reinstall. Now my deadline is tight, This CLONE'S been silent all night. Violent night, horrible night! Lost my cool, filled with spite, Threw my CLONE through the balcony door Watched it fall from the 20th floor, Now I'm sleeping in peace; Thank God I had it on lease.

To: doby who wrote (3790)	11/5/1997 12:43:00 PM
From: Tomato	Respond to of 62548

Bill Clinton and Jesse Jackson are at the same event and find themselves standing next to each other at urinals. Bill can't help but noticing the huge size of Jesse's member and asks Jesse how it came to be so big. "I give it a good whack every night on the poster bed before I go to sleep" says Jesse. "That keeps it stretched out nice." Bill then flies home to the White House. He takes off his clothes and gives his John-Henry a good whack on the Presidential bed. "Jesse, is that you?" Hillary grogily asks.