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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: Cheeky Kid who wrote (3794)	11/5/1997 1:32:00 AM
From: Roy Cetlin	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 62547

Thanks - I saw the error of my ways - it's in there now - Your help is worth a good joke Man walks into his doctors office with one black eye and half has face swollen Doctor asks "What happend to you?" Man says " I was sitting in my seat on the bus going to work, when this big heavy set woman stood in front of me. She was wearing one of these big tent dresses, and some of the excess material was stuffed in the crack of her behind. So I very gently reached in and gently pulled the excess material out. Well she didn't like that as you can see" So the doctor cleaned up his face and gave him some pain killers. The next day, the same man walks into his doctors office, except that this time his other eye is blackened and the rest of his face is beaten up pretty good. The doctor looks at him in disbelief and asks " what happened?" The man says " that he was on his way to work again this morning and sitting in the same seat on the same bus when this same heavy set lady is this very big tent dress gets on the bus and stands in front of him again. He once again noticed that the excess material was stuffed up the crack in her behind." The doctor says "you didn't do it again????" The man says "Oh no! Absolutely not! - not after what happened yesterday. The doctor say "so what happened?" The man says "Well doctor it was like this - sitting next to me was this other man, who also saw the excess material stuffed up the crack of her behind - so he reached in and pulled this material out. Well I knew she didn't like that, so I very gently stuffed the excess material back in! I hope you enjoyed this - once again thank you for responding and solving my problem. Roy Cetlin