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To: doby who wrote (3802)11/5/1997 5:37:00 PM
From: Cheeky Kid  Respond to of 62548
 
The Bill Gates Song

(to the tune of "The Christmas Song")

Netscape roasting on an open fire,
Apple begging on its knees,
Photo popping up on Time magazine,
Yes, Bill Gates dreams of days like these!

Everybody knows he's never fully satisfied,
Throws himself behind each task,
World dominion is his company's goal.
Well, hey, is that so much to ask?

He knows the world is in his sway,
We'll buy whatever software he might toss our way,
We'll surf his Internet, watch his TV,
He'll take us anywhere we ask him--for a fee.

And so we're offering this simple prayer,
To Bill and all his MS grunts:
Since we all follow any standard you write,
Make it good, please,
Make it good, please,
Make it good, please, just once!



To: doby who wrote (3802)11/5/1997 11:38:00 PM
From: Roy Cetlin  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 62548
 
Doby:

I just discovered this thread so I apologize for repeating your joke - I guess I'll have to take a day and read all 3800+ posts.

Glad I helped your failing memory - mine is sometimes less than 5 minutes.

Roy