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To: codydog who wrote (3804)11/5/1997 7:50:00 PM
From: Cheeky Kid  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 62558
 
101 USES FOR AOL DISKS

It's a simple feat to format and reuse AOL disks...but with a little imagination, a truly useful purpose can be found for those pesky
white platters invading our mailboxes and magazines.

1. 70 of them will fit onto one ZIP disk.
2. Attach it to a ruler and presto! - you've got a fly swatter.
3. Construct a life size replica of Stonehenge.
4. At a restaurant, shove one under a wobbling table leg.
5. Money clip (use the metal door and discard the plastic case).
6. Eye patch (for one-eyed software pirates).
7. Christmas ornaments (the more the merrier).
8. Give them to young children to use as building blocks.
9. Glue them to the bottom of the space shuttle - re-entry burn tiles.
10. Dentures (melt & form them into new teeth for grandma).
11. Room dividers for hamsters.
12. Drink coasters.
13. Use multiple disks to create an ideal door stopper.
14. Ice scraper.
15. Bathroom tile.
16. Bookmark.
17. Mini frisbee.
18. Air hockey puck.
19. Clay pigeons.
20. Dart board.
21. Pooper scooper.
22. Grill scraper.
23. Use them for karate board-breaking demonstrations (save a tree).
24. Conversation piece for coffee table.
25. Destroy them - smash, burn, or run over to relieve stress.
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101. You get the idea by now.....



To: codydog who wrote (3804)11/7/1997 4:49:00 PM
From: codydog  Read Replies (2) | Respond to of 62558
 
What's the difference between a porcupine and a Porche?
With the porcupine, the prick on the outside...