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To: diana g who wrote (42904)	4/22/2010 2:20:53 PM
From: Stephen O	4 Recommendations Respond to of 62559

a real blond joke Three girls all worked in the same office with the same female boss. Each day, they watched the boss leave work early. One day, the girls decided that, when the boss left, they would leave right behind her. After all, she never called or came back to work, so how would she know they went home early? The brunette was thrilled to be home early...she did a little gardening, spent playtime with her son, and went to bed early. The redhead was elated to be able to get in a quick workout at the spa before meeting a dinner date. The blonde was happy to get home early and surprise her husband, but when she got to her bedroom, she heard a muffled noise from inside. Slowly and quietly, she cracked open the door and was mortified to see her husband in bed with her boss! Gently she closed the door and crept out of the house. The next day, at their coffee break, the brunette and redhead planned to leave early again, and they asked the blonde if she was going to go with them. “No way!” the blonde exclaimed. "I almost got caught yesterday!"

To: diana g who wrote (42904)	4/23/2010 3:40:18 PM
From: Arthur Radley	5 Recommendations Respond to of 62559

(Obligatory joke is at the end of this history lesson) Diana, Your regaling is more than one can take….you be good, girl! Telling me about how America created this environment where LAYmondo and his ilk could live and breed. Just love it how you point out how ol’ LAY was successful and how his ‘chilluns’ will be the same. But in your slap-stick routine of raconteuring, you leave out a few facts. Yeah-- old Lay’s ancestors took the QEII here just waiting for them chains to be taken off so they could start ‘they’ breeding and drug dealing. No wonder they ‘masters’ wouldn’t allow them too learn to read and write………cause breeding and providing ‘them’ masters ‘they’ concubines would prevent such homework as ‘studding’ them school books. What strange things, them ‘masters’ was doing behind them woodpiles….breaking in the little girls because ‘youes’ knows ‘masters’ wouldn’t want to sell the ‘chilluns’ to another ‘master’ any goods that hadn’t been ‘broken in’ without a good %$#@&%.I just loves what a good job ol’ Strom Thurman could do when he finally got that white girl for his wife, that was about 75 years his junior…don’t you know she was proud that Strom came to their marriage with so much experience…….and maybe dispelling that that age old rumor about ‘white meat vs. dark meat’! But lets ‘gets’ to ol’ Lay and that Orleans environment and the fact that the port of New Orleans was the original port of entry for the drug lords of yesteryear. Let’s get back to just who were the drug lords and are still to this day. The ‘joke’ about LAY doesn’t sound so funny when you have to use the name of a good ol’ Italian boy with the name Carlos Marcello. A gentleman that presented himself as a mere ‘tomato’ merchant while in reality he ran the Mafia in New Orleans –aka—drug distribution and prostitution --and put more dead bodies in the Mississippi River in one day than ‘Lay’ could only match in a month with a fully loaded 50-caliber machine gun in his hand standing in the middle of Canal Street. Nope—ain’t so funny when it’s the white boys doing the drug dealing, shooting, and pimping and are at the top of the food chain in this disgusting business that is destroying our nation. Let’s pause for a ‘sec’ and look at who is recognized as the all-time drug merchant….that little pasty white faced girl that went by the name Queen Victoria, the one that hung out in them palaces in London while her dispensers of all her drugs plied the inland rivers in China, from that little British island we still call --Hong Kong. Only today it’s no longer a British Colony. That little dark secret about drug merchants, considering the history of the Chinese leaders and people begging and pleading for the British and Americans not to bring their drugs into their country! But lets be fair…..twasn’t just Queen V that was involved in this little drug venture as there just so happened we had a President here that was elected four times…we all know his first and last name……..but does anyone ever bother to recall that middle initial…D…and where FDR got that name and how this individual made his fortune. A hint! He was a shipping merchant in a foreign country dealing with an island city that could disperse his cargo to the hinterlands of China. Mr. Delano, the LAYmondo of another port city. mapinc.org en.wikipedia.org Diana, we teach our children about Columbus and his voyage being the magnificent trip that involved the Nina, Pinta and Santa Maria, forgetting to mention that for centuries before Columbus took his journey, the Chinese had fleets of ships that would be like 747 planes compared to Columbus having ships the size of a Cessna. Columbus’ ships had four masts whereas, the Chinese had nine or more and plied the waters wide and far from China’s shore. However, in the 1430’s the new Chinese ruler decreed that there would be no more expeditions and trading operations by the Chinese…seems they didn’t like what they saw taking place in the ‘civilized’ world of Europe etc. He didn’t want their ‘environment’ --aka –Puritan ways brought to their ‘uncivilized’ people. This ruler was serious and enacted laws that if anyone that constructed a ship with more than 2 masts, they would be executed. Thus, for 300 years no Chinese ships made it to Europe…was only in 1851 when the next Chinese ship ventured to London…….for the Great Exhibition of 1851. How quickly we forget how our navy fleet steamed into Manila (Has it ever crossed your mind why once the largest US naval base outside our country was located in Subic Bay.) and the Chinese ports--demanding they open up their country to trading. Have you forgotten how we sent our military into Hawaii in order to take over their island so we could have a fueling station to get our armadas to Asia? How quickly we forget or want to forget the environment that led ‘white’ folks to become involved in the Opium Wars in a country that is today the sole master of the United States because it’s their money that props us up by buying our debt. Funny…the British and Americans didn’t have any goods the Chinese needed as the Chinese already had the system in place to manufacture so many goods that the Brits and US wanted, so we forced drugs on them to get their silk, etc. Sort of ironic --they begged and pleaded that we not bring ‘our’ environment to them….but then we did it anyway. Only we have now moved the drug wars to our borders by providing the Mexican warlords about 90% of their weapons….thinking they won’t eventually bring the war across our borders….sort of like the Chinese hoped we wouldn’t bring LAYmondo to their shores and people. As for America being the drug cartel to the world and even pushes these drugs onto our citizens, I could only wish it wasn’t the truth. Have you forgotten Reagan and his dealings with the Contra’s……duh! Where do you think the Contra’s got their money to run their operations? It is truly a sordid history of ‘our’ involvement in making so many drug junkies so white drug lords can make billions of dollars. Do me this favor and note this SOB issued this Press Release…… globenewswire.com (This is the bastard that was going to provide the leadership role for anti-terrorism and homeland security) Now do a Google on this crook(Brent Kovar) and you can follow the nexus right into the White House of George Bush and his major benefactor……and further more note this bastard ran his airline for one purpose……….drug running. But then he is going to be the bastion of Republican ethics, with Delay appointing him to lead this effort. narconews.com fredkarlinsky.com. Diana, we wail and gnash by always blaming the n***** for our social issues in our country, but tell me how Laymondo got to Afghanistan and is the brother of the President of the country. How did Laymondo become the biggest drug lord in Afghanistan and just so happens that his brother is the President of that country? Remember…….I didn’t present a one-sided political position in my treatise, as I pointed out that FDRs fortune came from drug marketing to the Chinese—but until we stop denying the reality of how our government is so completely entwined in illicit drugs and stop blaming the Laymondo’s that we merely use to be the final ‘delivery-boy’ for what the “White” Drug lords bring to the market place…………we will continue to have the cesspit “Lamondo-world”, but with everybody, regardless of race, suffering the consequences. Joke—Two Indian chiefs were sitting around lamenting that since the white man came to their land and eradicated nearly 90% of the natives with imported diseases like the plague, one chief said………”When the white man got here, the squaws did all the cooking, harvesting of the crops, and all the other hard work, while we men hunted and fished all-day --- and the white man thought he could improve our way of life."