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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: dacoola who wrote (43127)	5/25/2010 10:06:38 PM
From: dacoola	4 Recommendations Read Replies (3) \| Respond to of 62558

I assume, for not telling a joke, I am banned from here. Had to get it off my chest. I will now join Neeka on another thread.

To: dacoola who wrote (43127)	5/29/2010 11:56:48 AM
From: long-gone	3 Recommendations Respond to of 62558

A black guy and a gorilla go into a bar together. He says to the bartender, "I'd like a beer, and a gin and tonic for my girlfriend here." The bartender says, "Oh come on, pal, we don't serve no gorillas in here." So the guy figures he'll fix them, he takes the gorilla home, shaves off all her hair, gives her a nice wig, lipstick, red dress, etc. He takes her back to the bar and says, "I'd like a beer, and a gin and tonic for my girlfriend here." The bartender gives them the drinks and they go off and sit down and chat. The bartender turns to his buddy at the bar and says, "You know, that drives me crazy, it seems like every time a good looking Italian girl comes in here, she's with a black guy."