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To: bob who wrote (3822)	11/6/1997 9:21:00 PM
From: Jeff D	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62558

Old man sitting on his front porch down in Louisiana at 0600 watching the sun rise sees the neighbor's kid walk by carrying something big under his arm. He yells out "Hey boy, whatcha got there?" Boy yells back "Roll of chicken wire." Old man says "What you gonna do with that?" Boy says "Catch some chickens." Old man yells "You damn fool, you can't catch chickens with chicken wire!" Boy just laughs and keeps walking. That evening at sunset the boy comes walking by and to the old man's surprise he is dragging behind him the chicken wire with about 30 chickens caught in it. Same time next morning the old man is out watching the sun rise and he sees the boy walk by carrying something kind of round in his hand. Old man yells out "Hey boy, whatcha got there?" Boy yells back "Roll of duck tape." Old man says "What you gonna do with that?" Boy says back "Catch me some ducks." Old man yells back, "You damn fool, you can't catch ducks with duck tape!" Boy just laughs and keeps walking. That night around sunset the boy walks by coming home and to the old man's amazement he is trailing behind him the unrolled roll of duck tape with 35 ducks caught in it. Same time next morning the old man sees the boy walking by carrying what looks like a long reed with something fuzzy on the end. Old man says "Hey boy, whatcha got there?" Boy says "It's a pussy willow." Old man says "Hold on a minute. I'll get my hat!"

To: bob who wrote (3822)	11/20/1997 1:51:00 PM
From: bob	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62558

A little boy was in class one day, in obvious discomfort. The teacher approached and whispered, "Tommy, is something wrong?" "Well, I got circumcised yesterday and it's pretty sore." He replies. "Maybe you better go call your Mother." The teacher suggests. So little Tommy leaves the room to go to the phone and comes back a few minutes later with his penis sticking out of his pants. "Tommy!!" The teacher exclaims, "What do you think you're doing!!??" "Well, Mommy said that if I could stick it out 'till noon, she would come and get me."