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To: codydog who wrote (3850)	11/9/1997 10:10:00 PM
From: Chartgod	Respond to of 62558

At least we got off the 'lawyer' jokes, and I'm not done with the chickens yet....

To: codydog who wrote (3850)	11/12/1997 4:24:00 PM
From: codydog	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62558

One day after coming home, little Johnny blurts out to his Mother, "Mom I had sex today." Mom is shocked and screams, "Go up to your room and stay there until your Father gets home!" Father gets the news after coming home and goes up to Johnny's room. He lectures Johnny the evils of having sex and how he needs to wait until he's married. At the end, with a little wink Father ask Johnny, "Well, how was it?" Johnny replies, "It was ok, but it still hurts when I sit down."