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To: Jay Bilotta who wrote (3861)	11/11/1997 4:30:00 PM
From: Wanderer	Respond to of 62558

A baby polar bear goes up to his mother and says, "Mom, am I a polar bear?" His mother says, "Of course you're a polar bear. I'm a polar bear and your fathers a polar bear." The cub says, "But am I one-hundred per cent pure polar bear?" She says, "Go ask your father." The baby polar bear goes up to his father and says, "Pop, am I a polar bear? I mean, one-hundred percent pure polar bear?" His father says, "Of course you're a polar bear. I'm a polar bear, your mother's a polar bear, both my parents were polar bears, both of your mother's parents were polar bears, all of our grandparents, both sides, were polar bears... Yes, you're one-hundred percent pure polar bear. Why do you ask?" Because I'm fucking freezing!"