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To: average joe who wrote (10264)	11/27/2010 1:44:30 PM
From: Solon	Respond to of 69300

Yeah! All the rapes are consensual and for their own good. And the genocides are merely moral cleansing! And if you don't have a boat just hitch a ride with a fish--they have beautiful stomachs with air conditioning, central heat, and continuous movies 24 hours--and complimentary continental breakfast...

To: average joe who wrote (10264)	11/27/2010 2:03:43 PM
From: longnshort	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 69300

Hollywood Lunatics and Other Stories from Stop The ACLU by Warner Todd Huston -By Warner Todd Huston It's a holiday and some might say we should be charitable to the unfortunate. By unfortunate usually they mean those that don't have as much as you and I. But one might construe "unfortunate" to mean being gut wrenchingly stupid, too. And when one thinks of the gut wrenchingly stupid, one often thinks of the denizens of Hollywood above all others. Still it is awfully hard to be charitable toward such stupidity, I have to admit. Today I have two members of the gut wrenchingly stupid Hollywood set to report upon. It might have been three but the terminal lunacy of Charlie Sheen just goes without saying. This week Americans stood ready to wish each other a Happy Thanksgiving, to be sure. Well, everyone was but the vapid Angelina Jolie, that is. To her this holiday isn't a day to thank God for our fortunate bounty and to reflect upon the fortuitous founding of this nation, it's little else but "happy murder the natives day" and she refuses to take part. Angelina Jolie hates this holiday and wants no part in rewriting history like so many other Americans," a friend of the actress tells me. "To celebrate what the white settlers did to the native Indians, the domination of one culture over another, just isn't her style. She definitely doesn't want to teach her multi-cultural family how to celebrate a story of murder. I suppose we can be charitable and ignore this ninny's kitschy musings based on her woefully incoherent view of American history. Unfortunately, it is just the sort of vapidity that is de rigueur for the empty headed Hollyweird set. As they puff themselves up imagining they care more than you about "the little people," they indulge a corresponding hatred of our country all too often. But Jolie's absurd notion pales in comparison to the outright lunacy of "comedienne" Whoopi Goldberg (real name: Caryn Elaine Johnson). Whoopi thinks that the world does not have a Muslim problem, thinks "white men" are terrorists, and thinks that Muslims in the USA are persecuted more than Jews. Oh, there's more. Goldberg also thinks that the Japanese didn't attack Pearl Harbor in 1941. Those are truly gut wrenchingly stupid notions. In a segment on the Bill O'Reilly show, Goldberg unleashed this risible steam of inanity on his poor viewers and proved that Jolie has nothing on the venerable, award-winning comedienne in the department of the absurd. As she debated O'Reilly… well, the word "debated" is also bestowing a charitable air to the appearance… Goldberg burdened the viewers with the following deeply thought out truths: O'Reilly: Do you have a problem in history when you were taught about World War II that Japanese attacked us? Do you have a problem with that? Goldberg: I have a problem with that. The Japanese Army attacked us. The foolishness of the assumption behind Goldberg's "point" is laughable. In her view the Japanese didn't attack us. Just their army did (and O'Reilly corrected her that it was the air force, not the army). So, I guess when any nation's armed forces are engaged in battle, no one sent them into battle? No people stands behind its own military? Idiotic. Unfortunately for the viewers, she went on. Goldberg: Right now, everybody can say the Muslims are the terrorists. Two years ago, it was the white people that were the terrorists. O'Reilly: What white people? Goldberg: Oh, wasn't it white people that blew up Oklahoma City? O'Reilly: Yes, two of them. Two of them. Wow. So to Goldberg, two white guys that bombed the federal building in Oklahoma means that all white people are terrorists, yet that 19 Saudi Muslims perpetrated 9/11, that does not mean that all Muslims are terrorists? Her logic escapes me. The truth is that neither all white people are terrorists because of the actions in Oklahoma of two of them nor are all Muslims terrorists because 19 of them perpetrated 9/11. But the fact is, in today's reality most terrorists are Muslims so Goldberg's whole underlying premise is idiotic all the way around. One more. O'Reilly: New study today, Jews in America are far more likely to be persecuted than Muslims, just came out today. Goldberg: You know what? I'm sure that someone believes that, but I believe that in neighborhoods where they don't want Muslims, they beat up kids. You're "sure that someone believes that," Whoopi? Yeah, that someone would be the FBI whose latest hate crime statistics prove that in all of 2009 only 107 "hate crimes" against Muslims were reported all across the country. On the other hand, that same FBI release noted that 931 hate crimes against Jews were reported. If hatred against Muslims was so wide spread in the U.S. as Goldberg imagines, why is there no corresponding rise in hate crimes against Muslims? And the 2009 report isn't an outlier year, either. In 2008 (see table 1) we find an equally whopping 105 anti-Muslim hate crimes reported. There is no way to escape the conclusion that there really isn't much anti-Islamic hate crime in the U.S. even after 9/11. Despite the fevered imagination of one Whoopi Goldberg, there is many times more anti-Jewish hate crime happening in the U.S. than anti-Muslim hate crime. Once again she proves herself uninformed, full of wild-eyed notions, and wholly devoted to devaluing America in favor of every other nation/ideology. (See a full transcript of Goldberg's appearance at Newsbusters) Sadly, these two geniuses are representative of the skewed, half informed, nonsense that passes for deep thought in Hollywood these days. It's hard to excuse such foolishness even on a holiday.

To: average joe who wrote (10264)	11/27/2010 3:02:40 PM
From: Solon	Respond to of 69300

"Voltaire, in A Treatise of Toleration (1763), ironically referred to veneration of the Holy Foreskin as being one of a number of superstitions that were "much more reasonable... than to detest and persecute your brother". Isn't it wonderful that paragons of moral virtue like Eeeek have the wonderful moral example of the church to follow when they learn the moral values of lies and deceit and cunning?!! :-) A true history of mental illness and it continues to be written by such notables as our little pea brained friend, Eeeeek... I wonder how many of Jesus's foreskins are still in the basilica?? At one time there were 18--truly god-like... "Foreskin relics began appearing in Europe during the Middle Ages. The earliest recorded sighting came on December 25, 800, when Charlemagne gave it to Pope Leo III when the latter crowned the former Emperor. Charlemagne claimed that it had been brought to him by an angel while he prayed at the Holy Sepulchre, although a more prosaic report says it was a wedding gift from the Byzantine Empress Irene. The Pope placed it into the Sanctum sanctorum in the Lateran basilica in Rome with other relics. en.wikipedia.org Holy Prepuce The Holy Prepuce, or Holy Foreskin (Latin præputium or prepucium) is one of several relics attributed to Jesus. At various points in history, a number of churches in Europe have claimed to possess Jesus' foreskin, sometimes at the same time. Various miraculous powers have been ascribed to it. History and rival claims All Jewish boys are required by Jewish religious law to be circumcised on the eighth day following their birth; the Feast of the Circumcision of Christ, still celebrated by many churches around the world, accordingly falls on January 1. Luke 2:21 (King James Version), reads: "And when eight days were accomplished for the circumcising of the child, his name was called JESUS, which was so named of the angel before he was conceived in the womb."[1] The first reference to the survival of Christ's severed foreskin comes in the second chapter of the apocryphal Arabic Infancy Gospel which contains the following story: 1. And when the time of his circumcision was come, namely, the eighth day, on which the law commanded the child to be circumcised, they circumcised him in a cave. 2. And the old Hebrew woman took the foreskin (others say she took the navel-string), and preserved it in an alabaster-box of old oil of spikenard. 3. And she had a son who was a druggist, to whom she said, "Take heed thou sell not this alabaster box of spikenard-ointment, although thou shouldst be offered three hundred pence for it." 4. Now this is that alabaster-box which Mary the sinner procured, and poured forth the ointment out of it upon the head and feet of our Lord Jesus Christ, and wiped it off with the hairs of her head.[2] Foreskin relics began appearing in Europe during the Middle Ages. The earliest recorded sighting came on December 25, 800, when Charlemagne gave it to Pope Leo III when the latter crowned the former Emperor. Charlemagne claimed that it had been brought to him by an angel while he prayed at the Holy Sepulchre, although a more prosaic report says it was a wedding gift from the Byzantine Empress Irene. The Pope placed it into the Sanctum sanctorum in the Lateran basilica in Rome with other relics. Per the author David Farley, "Depending on what you read, there were eight, twelve, fourteen, or even 18 different holy foreskins in various European towns during the Middle Ages."[4] In addition to the Holy Foreskin in Rome, other claimants included the Cathedral of Le Puy-en-Velay, Santiago de Compostela, the city of Antwerp, Coulombs in the diocese of Chartres, France as well as Chartres itself, and churches in Besançon, Newport[citation needed], Metz, Hildesheim, Charroux, Conques, Langres, Antwerp, Fécamp, Puy-en-Velay, Stoke on Trent[citation needed], Calcata, and two in Auvergne.[4] One of the most famous prepuces arrived in Antwerp in the Brabant in 1100 as a gift from king Baldwin I of Jerusalem, who purchased it in Palestine in the course of the first crusade. This prepuce became famous when the bishop of Cambray, during the celebration of the Mass, saw three drops of blood blotting the linens of the altar. A special chapel was constructed and processions organised in honour of the miraculous relic, which became the goal of pilgrimages. In 1426 a brotherhood was founded in the cathedral "van der heiliger Besnidenissen ons liefs Heeren Jhesu Cristi in onser liever Vrouwen Kercke t' Antwerpen"; its 24 members were all abbots and prominent laymen. The relic disappeared in 1566, but the chapel still exists, decorated by two stained glass windows donated by king Henry VII of England and his wife Elizabeth of York in 1503. The abbey of Charroux claimed the Holy Foreskin was presented to the monks by Charlemagne. In the early 12th century, it was taken in procession to Rome where it was presented before Pope Innocent III, who was asked to rule on its authenticity. The Pope declined the opportunity. At some point, however, the relic went missing, and remained lost until 1856 when a workman repairing the abbey claimed to have found a reliquary hidden inside a wall, containing the missing foreskin. The rediscovery, however, led to a theological clash with the established Holy Prepuce of Calcata, which had been officially venerated by the Church for hundreds of years; in 1900, the Roman Catholic Church resolved the dilemma by ruling that anyone thenceforward writing or speaking of the Holy Prepuce would be excommunicated.[5] In 1954, after much debate, the punishment was changed to the harsher degree of excommunication, vitandi (shunned);[5] and the Second Vatican Council later removed the Day of the Holy Circumcision from the Latin church calendar, although Eastern Catholics and Traditional Roman Catholics still celebrate the Feast of the Circumcision of Our Lord on January 1.[5][6] The foreskin given to Pope Leo III by Charlemagne was looted during the Sack of Rome in 1527. The German soldier who stole it was captured in the village of Calcata later the same year. Thrown into prison, he hid the jeweled reliquary in his cell, where it remained until its rediscovery in 1557. Many miracles (freak storms and perfumed fog overwhelming the village) followed.[5] Housed in Calcata, it was venerated from that time onwards, with the Church approving the authenticity by offering a ten-year indulgence to pilgrims.[3] Pilgrims, nuns and monks flocked to the church. "Calcata was a must-see destination on the pilgrimage map."[5] [edit] Modern practices Most of the Holy Prepuces were lost or destroyed during the Reformation and the French Revolution.[5] The Holy Prepuce of Calcata is worthy of special mention, as the reliquary containing the Holy Foreskin was paraded through the streets of this Italian village as recently as 1983 on the Feast of the Circumcision, which was formerly marked by the Roman Catholic Church around the world on January 1 each year. The practice ended, however, when thieves stole the jewel-encrusted case, contents and all.[5] Following this theft, it is unclear whether any of the purported Holy Prepuces still exist. In a 1997 television documentary for Channel 4, British journalist Miles Kington travelled to Italy in search of the Holy Foreskin, but was unable to find any remaining example. [edit] Historical allusions and references to the Holy Prepuce Voltaire, in A Treatise of Toleration (1763), ironically referred to veneration of the Holy Foreskin as being one of a number of superstitions that were "much more reasonable... than to detest and persecute your brother". [7] Umberto Eco, in his book Baudolino, has the young Baudolino invent a story about seeing the holy foreskin and navel in Rome to the company of Frederick Barbarossa. In July 2009, Penguin/Gotham Books published An Irreverent Curiosity: In Search of the Church's Strangest Relic in Italy's Oddest Town, American writer David Farley's account of trying to locate the Holy Foreskin of Calcata. In Chuck Palahniuk's book Choke, the main character is told that he was cloned from Jesus' foreskin.

To: average joe who wrote (10264)	11/30/2010 7:02:24 PM
From: Solon	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 69300

CONFESSIONS OF EEEEEeek! Guess who was skulking out in the woods behind my home last night! None other than Eeeeek himself. I set the dogs on him (of course) and he ran off to beat Hell! You wouldn’t believe how fast the little rascal can scamper considering he is such a sawed-off little runt! And JUMP! Hell, you never seen the likes of it! Over dead falls and brambles like a young jack rabbit. He barely missed stepping in my old grizzly trap! Yikes! An interesting find! In his hurry to vacate the premises he dropped a small journal which I dutifully picked up. It is called “THE CONFESSIONS of EEEEeeek". Apparently, he does not have a conscience (as everyone suspected)--but he does have a puerile fear of Hellfire because he DOES have a subconscious…which plagues and torments him with endless fear and guilt. As you would expect, it Is incoherent at times, but in the end he makes a full confession that he HATES planet earth and that he despises ALL morals made by “humanists”--as he terms man-made laws! Confessions of EEEeeeek Hi, my name is Eeeek. Praise Yabwee for allowing me to serve in my humble but unshrinking capacity as his Sword Arm and Army. I YAM the Sword of the Lord and I am helping to prepare the way for my friend Jesus, who will turn this world redder than strawberry licorice as He promised in His book of Revelations and in the bible as well and also too. But there is a problem and his name is Solon. I first met Solon in a box canyon a number of years ago. He was a big man--handsome and well muscled. I must try not to think about him or see him because he does not believe in the Lord. He thinks you are a fairy tale and that there were dinosaurs for millions of years before humans. What utter rot and nonsense!! So here is the story of the box canyon where I first met Solon. Message 21560159 Now I’ve started, I guess I should confess all. Here is the dietary of Someone from Solon’s family who lived thousands of years ago. I stoled it from his garage one time when he was away to Las Vegas where he is a sinner and a glutton. (Oh, I cannot find it now. I hear dogs barking in distance and having hard time write.) Solon was hurting you so badly, Lordy, with his stupid quotes from your Holy Word. He doesn’t understand that somebody ALL good and ALL powerful (and knowing most every language and tongue)--(and whose only real fear is chariots of iron), can do what he ever wants to do--and it IS good just like Adam was good and fine without any belly button, as well But I’m threatened Solon big time and this and several other tricks of libel and defamation were (then as now!) my chief defense!! So I guess I will confess. You KNOW how slyly I couched my threats, Dearest Lord! I was (and am) very careful to use crafty allusions and leave myself an out in case Solon turns me in to the authorities. Clever me!! This is where Solon challenged me to carry out my threats or shut my big mouth. Message 21370406 You notice that he talks directly to me and looks me in the eye, as it were. That is one reason why I hate him. He seems to see right through me to my thin little soul that you hold together solely out of the abundance of your love…OH MINE YAH!! Of course, I did NOT meet that wicked man (obviously!)--but neither did I quit!! There is one last time when Solon was mean to me. Message 21543673 He thought I was a member of a gay Christian Association because he was thinking I was a poster in the blogs (and whether or not I was is for me and my best friend Jesus to know--right Jesus?!) thechristianqueer.net Solon had NO EVIDENCE. He was conjecturing and was just trying to show his contempt for me for having a perversion even thought he has said repeatedly it is not immoral (BLOODY FREETHINKER). Then he says well even if I’m mistaken (which I’m not) your still a queer fellow--and a very odd and cold and disturbed young scaliwamp. ...(Which shows that Solon COULD be taught how to lie and become one of your servants with the proper training once his tongue is cut out and he is burn’t real bad, and if he wasn't such a BASTARD!)! So the years went by, Sweet Jesus. Solon was on the “Evolution” thread as early as 2000. I then saw him in a long discussion there and I went over there to start confronting him (for You, Sweet God) in this post: Message 26501118 Here are some horrible things Solon has said to me: “When you threatened me with eternal torture your intensity was palpable! I likened it to a dog straining at the lease to get after the rabbit! And you would bring the rabbit back in your teeth to offer to your "Master" so that the rabbit could be tortured for all eternity to assuage your hurt feelings.” “There are many fine and upstanding people of religion. Religious belief is not a sign of depravity. But when people become entirely incapable of seeing rape as rape, murder as murder, torture as torture, absurdity as absurdity, contradiction as contradiction, vulgarity as vulgarity--then something has gone wrong with the mechanism…” Then Solon finally says to my loving Christian friend who is a real wiz on theology, and you name it! ”Basically, your last several dozen posts have been personal attacks--baseless and contrived.” But my friend and I should not be expected to argue with Solon. He has the book learning and that isn’t fair is it?? So we started to do NOTHING but personal attacks. You can see it there for over 3000 posts if you doubt we love you and your higher morality, Dearest Yabwee! Here is where I pretend to another poster that Solon believes in “death squads“. Of course, this is an outright lie ! So I AM doing your work, Sweet Darling Jesus! I made a lie out of whole cloth like this! “Solon went ballistic and banned me for comparing the abortion industry to death squads (which he supported)” (How good was that for a BIG LIE!!) ;-) Solon supporting death squads!! I also represented on a public thread that he repeatedly raped his wife! Dear Father, I will do or say ANYTHING to exalt your wonderful name!! I say to Solon: "Perhaps you are assuming that because you rape your wife that everyone does it: but they don't." Solon says: “I beg your pardon? My wife just read this post and she asks me why I am posting to such a freak. I don't ban on this thread as a rule but you are banned for 5 days for being an inhuman PR--K. I will lift your ban at that time but if you continue to be an ass-ole to me or anybody else on this thread you are toast. Free speech is absolutely encouraged on this thread but defamation of character and ugly insinuations are not tolerable. Now take a bath and come back if you can get clean…” Solon bans very rarely, Your Highness. He doesn’t believe in it--but he WILL use it when I break his "man-made" laws. Shows how stupid HE is with his “man-made” morals!! So you can see, Dear Lord why I must continue to libel Solon and invent terrible things to say about him. It is not fair that he is smart and can argue things, so it is only right that I simply keep accusing him of things he has not done and then ask him if he will DENY IT!! (you see how clever I am, Lord!). Here is how I answered the charge that I collate quotations from different contexts to misrepresent, mislead, and well…LIE FOR YOU, YAB!! “As far as the improper use of quotation remarks goes I "may" :-) have made an honest mistake on a couple of occasions.” See how clever I am, Dear Yabby!! Then Solon is mean again to me and my Christian friend. This is what that bastard says: “Isn't it fitting that he now is the intellectual bedfellow of one of the most reprehensible and risible characters ever to stumble through the pages of SI with the blinders glued firmly around his face! The two of them should get a room the way they are commiserating with each other! They could talk long into the night about how to cure a house of leprosy by rubbing blood on your big toe...and other such Divine wisdom!” That’s Solon for you. Always trying to summarize things. See what I am up against, Holy Ghost?? Beginning on April 30, 2010 my Christian boyfriend made a complete switch from trying to deal with Solon’s powerful arguments, to insulting him and calling names. I moved in at this same time because that is work I understand--not stupid essays and papers and “arguments” that Solon always brings up to distort your clear and simple truth! So my friend started calling people “Homos”. Then he said that Robert Green Ingersoll (the renowned agnostic and human benefactor) was a “dirty old pervert who seduced young men.” Well? What are we SUPPOSED to do or say? We weren’t born smart and schooled like Solon. We had no advantages. How are we supposed to worship you, Dear Dear God? We have to defend you somehow, don’t we?? So then at post 4859 Message 26534000 we started setting up our libel against Solon--starting with our “suspicions” of sexual perversions!! This where I got really clever for you, God! I posted this (where I referred to the journal in the box canyon where he mocked me but also set up for the libeling which I was already planning (you know how!) with my friend!!) Then in post 5101 we started setting up the libel and defamation big time, OH MY DEAR DEAR GOD, don‘t we just LOVE you!!!! Message 26539450 “Do you carry a hundred dollar bill with you at all times, like your idol Ingersoll, in case you meet a young man you like?” says my Christian friend to Solon! Then in 5102: Message 26539452 “Do you think the real Solon carried a hundred drachmas at all times in case he met a young man he liked?” Then, the first time we brought up pederasty (the first time ever on the Evolution thread), we decided that my friend would get the ball rolling. So he cut and pasted a piece about the real Solon and then said to the modern day Solon: “And of course, we note Solone has picked the pedarast Solon as his namesake. Just like Ingersoll "The Magnificant", Solon "liked young men": J And meanwhile we continued to pretend that the great family man, Ingersoll had “boy toys” and such like. Wow! We were so clever! The world calls both of us scum-bag bastards, but we are avoiding eternal torture by going with a "higher" morality! They are So stupid! Then my friend says: “Solon believed in pederasty, yet you chose your online name to honor him. Isn't that a little closer to home” and then in the next post we just wrote four words: “Solon the Magnificant Pedophile.” That was a big risk because Solon could have whined right there and gotten us kicked off of SI. But Solon is no whiner and we knew that so well!!! From there we continued on with a double libel against Solon and Ingersoll--over and over and over--post after post after post--over 3000 of them for you dear Yabwee! In this fashion, did we speak with such cleverness and craft! “Thanks for acknowledging you chose the name of a pederast for your online handle. It explains your posts about Ingersoll the Magnificant's fondness for young men.“ J Now atheists might call us cowardly and immoral but what do they know about religion or doing your Divine and Holy work?? So I say: “I don't know what the reason is, but the facts are there for all to see. Solon is obsessed with talking about sex with young males. He has made up fictitious homo erotic stories that feature himself as the object of homosexual desire and then claimed they were my words. As an aside he became apoplectic when I unintentionally failed to apply proper quotation marks. He also posted accusations that Jesus was a pedophile and then threatens lawsuits for slander for raising the same question pertaining to his "god". He seems drawn to the issue of sex between men and boys like a moth to flame. It's the height of hypocrisy for him to accuse you of bigotry for an off hand mention of the legitimate descriptor "homo" when he hurls epithets at those he's "tempted to hate" that include words like "CHRISTIAN QUEER". Here is where my Christian boyfriend and me set up a straw man (several, actually!) with Solon as THE sexual pervert! Solon “denied” that his name had anything to do with the morals of ancient Greeks (see how clever we were, Jesus!). We made 72 posts accusing him of being a Pederast though he kept “denying” it! Here is one of those many posts. Now look at the date on this next post where Solon (in exasperation) tells my friend that he does not object to his pederasty (like he didn’t object to the Greeks in whose culture and period it was NOT immoral). Message 26607214 Notice that Solon only made this rather innocuous jab after enduring my taunts and false accusations for months. I piled calumny upon calumny and lie upon lie because I hate that humanist, that damn freethinker so much, Lord! They should all have their tongues yanked out and be burn’t until they confess like crazy. They can hold up their fingers to get their points across! But then Solon says to Pokey: “Next time I'm in his neighborhood I am going to drop into his church and show them a portfolio of his posts to me. I have already printed out the libelous ones from the last month. I want them to know what a Low Life Piece of Shit is in their congregation and working with their kids.“ Solon has “humanistic” (man-made) morals--LOL!! In his mind, telling people about me is both legal and moral!! He DOES NOT understand your Kingdom and how morals are for us, Sweet Jesus!! I cannot get rid of the dates on any of the posts, but what does it matter, Yabwee?? People are far too stupid for me and you, Yab! All Solon can do is post the dates and deny the lies I tell. He thinks I am a liar, but he doesn’t understand that Higher Truth permits me to say or do ANYTHING to honor your name and complete your wonderful work! I have always defended you against Solon, Sweet Jesus. For over a decade I have fought for the truth that the earth is almost younger than a Ford car. When Solon talks about genocides and rapes, and slavery, and butchery, and primitive myth and superstition, I tell him he will roast in Hell and I will laugh and chuckle and we will see how primitive superstition is then when HE is pinned to the flames for eternity!! eh God?!! Am I right!! Oh, and he likes to mock the Trial of Jealousies! Little does he know that we will bring this wonderful test of fidelity back just as soon as you knock those humanists on their asses and let us join Church and State once again. Women need to be put in their place and without the trial of Jealousies, how can we ever be sure what is going on??? Always remember, this is my motto. These are my words and this is why I am willing to do anything….ANYTHING at all because the end justifies the means. “An atheist by any other name is still a stench in the nostrils of any decent person.“ Oh, Yabby Dabby (it is ok if I am informal with you my Lord, isn’t it?) After all, you love me even though I am STUPID. And when I look in the mirror, I am still UGLY. Yes, I know…but I WAS made in your image and you could have made smart and moral people but you MADE me and I am all you ever think about…mostly--so I guess I can be true friends with you, Yabber?? Montreal won the grey cup because Jesus was Tonie’s Lord and Saviour. Saw that tonight. He said so. Yeah….I know you can only side with one at a time but still…I don’t know why you only listened to him but I guess you know I’ve sinned with my hand again, don’t you? Just kill Solon ,God--that is all I ask. Then burn him in Hell fire forever and ever--and even longer--for Christ‘s sake! I won’t take any pleasure in it, mind you. I am not a no good psychotic bastard the way that Solon thinks I am. I am actually full of love like a little purple flower…not for this world, God…but for your house, of course. I want to live with you even if you do have a manly beard and are quite a rough fellow… Of course I hope you kill them all again. But I really do love you, God. I am smarter than Forest, even. I really do know what love means! I CONFESS DEAR GOD THAT I lie every chance I get to do your work. So I must confess everything to you. I insult, I libel, I misrepresent, I mislead--I do everything to show what a wonderful Christian I am. The evidence is in my posts, Dear Sweet Jesus--if you were too busy to notice or if you doubt my love! Solon calls me a psychotic, her calls me a liar, he calls me an inhuman misanthrope, and he calls me a scum bag. But the truth is he knows NOTHING about the Higher Truth of your LOVE. I know I cannot lie to YOU, Dear Father. and that is why I am confessing all. I know that otherwise you would need to torture me in Hell to be a good God and forever too because anything less would be bevels and you can only be good! Surely I know that! But of course anything I do or say on earth to exalt your name is good and wonderful just as it was for you in your Holy Book! Praise Jesus! On the other hand, I know that you expect me to lie for you on earth and to do ANYTHING and EVERYTHING to defend your bible stories because you didn’t write them for fun and it hurt you lots to kill everybody who let you down and hence changing how light walks and works so you could give us rainbow. And your heart was broken in pieces and nobody seemed to care about YOUR terrible pain because of course they were all unfortunately dead and not a one could talk you out of it because Moses weren’t born who was able to talk you out of anything and who you showed to your hinder parts and as I said they were dead from too much salt water and nobody knew you had quite a bit of space up there to experiment a bit better instead of using the same old drowning dish here on Ferra Terma (Laton or Griek! I told Solon I was smart!) I confess that I met Solon in a box canyon and that I have been obsessed with him forever--contributing thousands of pots to his thread where he is mean to you. I confess that Solon thinks I was a Christian Queer but he has no proof and he admits it. I confess that I plotted with my boyfriend to libel Solon and that we spent months in calumny and ugly defamation because of our wonderful love for you, Sweetheart Jesus! I confess that Solon challenged me to back up my mouth when I threatened him and I backed down--but I did get him punished by SI for a couple of weeks! I confess that even when I got kickered off Si recently for libeling Solon, I also got him kicked off (praise the sweet name of Jesus) because he made repetitive posts calling me a lowlife scumbag bustard!! Even when I lose I win dear Lord because I do it in your name and because we are both so loving! So I have confessed to you and I can go back to being what Solon calls Ann ignorant song of a bitch and the lowest form of scum. He can say what he wants. When your torturing him in Hell to prove your excellence and wisdom and incredible compassion , justice and goodness--I am going to bin there laughing at Solon just as I told him I would!! Thank you, Yabweee!!! Well, I am feeling sick, Yab. It is like I have a disease or something. I am ready for you to take me up in that wind that you used to always use. It is a wind that whirls you up because I know they had no airplanes 4,000 years ago when the world was brand new. I can’t remember the name, oh I remember now, its called a whirl wind. I would like that ride and I’m not worried about deep space (you live past there don’t you, Yab?!) Because there be a lot of good air there in the whirl wind and it will be warm--scientists don’t know everything. There IDIOTS. But before you whirl me up, Yab. Let me burn down Solon’s house. I’m going through the woods tonight to burn him out. I wish I had one of those horns that took down the walls of Jerryko, but I hain’t. Oh dear GOD, my in my head fiend (I mean frend)--forgive me Haysus--I hear dogs howling and coming towards me. I gotta run. I still want to be the young man in the Gospel of Mark--especially the parts that were taken out by the good Christians. Save me, Yabbb--Help! Amen, Sweet Lord, Amen.